911 at your door in a jiffy

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911 at your door in a jiffy

by michael tucker » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:34 pm

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now!" and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT-Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"


George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people.

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Re: 911 at your door in a jiffy

by RobbieV » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:34 pm

:lol:
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Re: 911 at your door in a jiffy

by v6 steve » Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:39 pm

love it :clap: :clap:
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Re: 911 at your door in a jiffy

by calibra_16v » Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:52 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: 911 at your door in a jiffy

by leelee » Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:27 am

:lol: :lol: :laughing-rolling:
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Re: 911 at your door in a jiffy

by splinter » Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:59 pm

Yer i think this is great !!!!! :)
I get blown by Twins everyday !!!!

The old skyline gtr felt exciting even when it was in a car wash !!!!! :)
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Re: 911 at your door in a jiffy

by Gav » Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:07 pm

Old one but still very good 8)
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Re: 911 at your door in a jiffy

by James_Mould » Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:04 pm

:lol: :clap: :lol:
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