The Condom

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The Condom

by scouse1 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:24 pm

I recall my first time with a condom.

I was 16 or so. I went into the drugstore to buy a pack of condoms.
There was a beautiful women behind the counter. She could see that I
was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No".

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store.
It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door and
locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned
her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was so dumb-struck that
all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the
condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on, " she insisted, "we don't have much time." So I climbed
on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back
and pow, I was done within a minute.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I replied,
"I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.



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Re: The Condom

by v6 steve » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:26 pm

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Re: The Condom

by RobbieV » Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:32 pm

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Re: The Condom

by James_Mould » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:25 pm

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Re: The Condom

by calibra_16v » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:49 pm

:doh: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Condom

by BIG DAN » Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Condom

by leelee » Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:06 am

:lol: :lol: :clap:
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Re: The Condom

by vinny_69 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:23 pm

:laughing-rofl:
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