Going To Heaven..

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I was testing children in Sunday school class to see if they understood
the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car,
had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into

heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered..
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy,

would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved

my husband, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, they all answered 'NO!'.
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"






A six year-old boy shouted out: "YOU GOTTA BE F***' DEAD!"







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