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Joke time

by Callyman » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:04 pm

A weasel walks into a bar, the bartender says “I’ve never served a weasel before, what can I get you?”

“Pop” goes the weasel.


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Re: Joke time

by Callyman » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:25 pm

Why don’t owls try mating in the rain?

Because it’s too wet to woo.

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Re: Joke time

by rich30mex » Mon Apr 23, 2018 12:33 pm

give up andrew ffs lol
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Re: Joke time

by Callyman » Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:13 pm

You love 'em
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